There’s a Better Way to Think About Laziness善解懶惰

To the people who know me best， I am a bizarre mix of discipline and ineffectuality. I rearrange my fridge daily with the efficiency of a professional Tetris player， but I once vanquished a snake plant after forgetting its monthly hydration needs. Waking up before sunrise poses no challenge for me， yet I lack the patience to cook anything that takes more than seven minutes. Recently， I completed a 16-mile run but scraped my knee in the process， didn’t bother to disinfect the wound， and found a healthy colony of bacteria on my leg the next day.

對于最了解我的人來說，我是一個嚴(yán)以律己和無懶散懈怠的奇怪結(jié)合體。（剩余5630字）